usofmace:

prettyboyshyflizzy:

jennloves:

prettyboyshyflizzy:

mannn im dyinggg someone rang my doorbell so i go to the peephole to look who it is, I see jehovas witness so i ignore it and go back to watching tv thinking they gon leave.. they go we saw you look through the peephole we gon wait

"the lord waits for all" 

im like

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they been out there 9 mins lol im too ashamed to go face them now

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they still there?

Told them sorry I had to poop real bad that’s why I didn’t answer 😩

nigga lmao

(via kawaiibasedgod)

itsbetterthananal:

the only thing you need to know about public school is that people go hard as shit during classroom jeopardy review games. there are no friends here

(Source: itsbetterthananal, via sassysaas)